Dumb Puppy: Character Quiz #3

And now, I give you the third and final installment of the Dumb Puppy Character Quiz.

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The Head of Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsbrug-Lothringen, Archduchess of Austria and former Queen of France and Navarre, Prisoner No. 280

1. Q: Where do you live?

• A: On a pink milk glass cake pedestal in a young man's bedroom in Lawton, OK.

2. Q: Describe a present you received as a child that really meant something to you?

• A: A toy fashion doll sent me from France. We had dresses that matched. A formal French dress, blue and made of silk, with a long train.

3. Q: What do you do when you're stuck in traffic?

• A: Traffic? This is not something of which I know.

4. Q: Describe the last time you cried.

• A: Ce 16 Octobre 1793, à quatre heures et demie du matin.
  

5. Q: What do you think is your best attribute?

• A: Dissimulation.

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Gertrude Bell

1. Q: Where do you live?

• A: Baghdad, in what will soon be the Kingdom of Iraq.

2. Q: Describe a present you received as a child that really meant something to you?

• A: A leather bound volume of Green's History of the English People.

3. Q: What do you do when you're stuck in traffic?

• A: It is a way of life. And one can always smoke.
  

4. Q: Describe the last time you cried.

• A: It was after hearing that Dick Doughty-Wylie had been killed at Gallipoli. I came home to my sister Elsa's house in Hampstead and collapsed on the sofa in my room. It felt as if my body would not stand up to the weight of my grief.
  

5. Q: What do you think is your best attribute?

• A: I believe in the future.

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W or 0:

1. Q: Where do you live?

• A: I'm here.
• Q: Where did you grow up?
• A: ---
• Q: Can't you tell me where you grew up?
• A: It's not immediately known.
  

2. Q: Describe a present you received as a child that really meant something to you.

• A: There was...a...it was wrapped. Paper. Colored paper. Christmas. Is that it? Anticipation. Right? Of the thing inside. Oh. Right. A box of toy soldiers. It was a box of toy soldiers. That was me. It was me. No. That wasn't me. That was me?

3. Q: What do you do when you're stuck in traffic?

• A: Shoot.

4. Q: Describe the last time you cried?

• A: ---
• Q: Was it last week?
• A: ---
• Q: Last month?
• A: ---
• Q: Last year?
• A: I ask the questions. I make the rules.
  

5. Q: What do you think is your best attribute?

• A: ---
• Q: Can you name a quality that best defines you?
• A: I'm here.

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W or 0

1. Q: Where do you live?

• A: Here is where I live. 24/7/365. Here.
• Q: Where did you grow up?
• A: ---
• Q: Can't you tell me where you grew up?
• A: Don't recall.
• Q: That's hard to believe.
• A: Is it?
  

2. Describe a present you received as a child that really meant something to you.

• A: A box of toy soldiers. No. That wasn't me. Was that me? I don't recall.

3. Q: What do you do when you're stuck in traffic?

• A. Shoot.

4. Q: Describe the last time you cried?

• A: ---
• Q: Do you recall the last time you cried?
• A: I do not.
  

5. Q: What do you think is your best attribute?

• A: Here. Pick a card. Any card.