Big List: What I'm Doing On My Summer Vacation Edition

Truffaldino Says No! by Ken Slattery. Shotgun Players. Through July 22 @ the Ashby Stage. 
Transfiguration: Uncovering the Hidden by Pak Han @ Ictus Gallery through August 17.
Sam Shepard Festival. Stanford Summer Theater. They're doing Curse of the Starving Class which, alongside True West and Tooth of Crime, is one of my favorite Shepard plays.
Enron by Lucy Prebble. OpenTab Productions. July 13 through August 17 @ The Exit. They're promising life-size puppets and velociraptors. How can you go wrong?
Marat Sade by Peter Weiss. Thrill Peddlers. July 13 through July 29 @ Brava Theater Center.
Bay Area Playwright's Festival. Playwright's Foundation.Weekends, July 20 - July 29 @ Thick House.
The Critic As Artist by Oscar Wilde. August 14 @ SFAI. 26th Annual Arts Criticism Conference. 
Occupy Bay Area @ YBCA through October 14.

As is always the case, I feel like I'm leaving things off the list. But it's a pretty good list, no? And don't worry: I've got you in my sites TBA Festival 2012. Oh take a look at this list! Ant Hampton. Tim Etchells. Big Art Group. Gob Squad. Christeene, Miguel Gutierrez, Keith Hennessy. Toshiki Okada & cheltfisch. Laurie Anderson. Insane. It makes me want to pack up and move to Portland right now.